The situation is thus: Your flatmate, drunk after a night out has just taken a massive dump in your loo, and the gas has permeated your flat, congealing the very air you breath. You encounter him on his way out. You know he's the culprit. How do you extract the most humour from the situation?
1. Deeply inhale the stench, and declare "MMM....SPICY !!"
2. "Did you go to an eat-what-you-catch restaurant ? I think you caught the diarrhoea"
3. Feign death by choking.
4. Purloin the nearest air freshener and spray the fucker till he has blisters. Best done whilst chanting "Unclean..Unclean"
5. If you have a sowing kit , prepare it and advance on him menacingly. "The hellmouth must be sealed".
6. "Did you eat my burnt hair collection?"
7. Hit him over the head with a newspaper "No, NO biological weapons in this house"
any other suggestions?
Ed: I am not his only flatmate. Cassar.
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